Crap?

Have you ever seen people crapping?
I bet all of you must have seen various of crappings
How about mine?
Show you then...Enjoy
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simple present tense: I crap.
present continuous tense: I'm crapping
present perfect tense: I've crapped
present perfect continuous tense: I've been crapping
simple past tense: I crapped
past continuous tense: I was crapping
conditional tense: I would crap
past perfect tense: I had crapped
future simple tense: I will crap
future perfect tense: I will have crapped
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Yeah,I crapped..a lot of craps...